When our family sits down to dinner and 10-year-old Erica starts riffing on a South Park episode, we share the kind of connection that cultural conservatives claim is all too scarce in American family Life. I let it all go to my head. That nose is bleeding pretty bad, Kyle. Link: Portal:Scripts — South Park Wiki 1 Pilots (1992-1995) 2 Episodes 2.1 Season 1 (1997-1998) 2.2 Season 2 (1998-1999) 2.3 Season 3 (1999-2000) 2.4 Season 4 (2000) 2.5 Season 5 (2001) 2.6 Season 6 (2002) 2.7 Season 7 (2003) 2.8 Season 8 (2004) 2.9 Season 9 (2005) 2.10 Season 10 (2006) 2.11 Season 11 (2007) 2.12 Season 12 (2008) 2.13 Season 13 (2009) 2.14 Season 14 (2010) 2.15 Season … Now, let's try not to send anyone to that monster nurse this time, Frenchy. Welll, I certainly want to thank you for bringing your team down. That is enough! But Chef, you just ripped on Chinese people. Do you have any non-dairy creamer? Just stay focused now. Hey, hey, what do you call white American person with PhD in a physics and-a math? Ladies and gentlemen, let's hear a round of applause for the new national champions of dodgeball, the South Park Cows! Kenny cracks up], [The dining room. And now, let's hear from the woman of the week! A tertiary character who rarely speaks, he first spoke in "Conjoined Fetus Lady", where despite being white, he was revealed to be Chinese-American. What I really wanna say is... well, -egh-- This may sound odd coming from a woman with a fetus sticking out of her head, but... you're all a bunch of freaks! Sheila, I was just wondering if you might know why my son is trying to split his head open with an ice pick? What seems to be pissing you off today? We're gonna play dodgeball! That hurts good. The class is on its way to the State Finals], [rising] Okay children. Ladies and gentlemen, let's hear a round of applause for the new national champions of dodgeball! So now that you're educated about her disease, you won't need to make fun of her. Let me try, let me try. Oh, that's not fair! Imagine it! Well, good luck. Dude, where is she gonna get fetus clothes? “Conjoined Fetus Lady” (season 2, episode 5; originally aired 6/3/1998) This one really takes me back. That looks good. I've been reading up on your poor nurse's condition, and it is nothing to be made fun of. [she leaves, and Kyle's eyes follow her. Episode 205 - Conjoined Fetus Lady Cast: Stan Kyle Cartman Kenny Pip Bebe Clyde Mr. Mackey Sheila and Gerald Broflovski Sharon and Randy Marsh Chef Mr. Garrison, Mr. Hat Imagine it! And when she moved up and down, the little fetus jiggled. [Coach Thomas looks like he's had a rug pulled out from under him while victory music plays]. Hey, hey hey! Then you can go on and play the Chinese. Conjoined Twin Myslexia. I'm not gonna hurt you. I made fun of them because they are. Well, Sharon, I was just trying to educate them about conjoined twin myslexia. Aren't we supposed to have won something in order to go to State Finals? Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Don't you have dodgeball in France? But it's quicker to get to the Denver school that way! [he falls]. Damn, Pip. Sorry about whuppin' your ass there, Coach. Nurse Gollum and Gerald look at each other. My G-hod, amazing where people can live nowadays. They're just young boys. I just wanta start a movement. Come on, limey, don't be a wuss! Warning This article contains information marked as Mature.In other words, it will have an adult theme and contain scenes and storylines which are unsuitable for readers under 18 years of age. [slaps Chef on the back again and leaves. Chef is tending to his injured players. e5 Conjoined Fetus Lady e6 The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka e7 City on the Edge of Forever (Flashbacks) e8 Summer Sucks e9 Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls e10 Chickenpox e11 Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods e12 Clubhouses e13 Cow Days e14 Chef Aid e12 Spookyfish e13 Merry Christmas Charlie Manson! Good thing they have those uh big eyes so that they don't have to rery on that amazing American interect. Throw the ball, you stupid frog! Next time you want to scare the hell out of my child, just go outside and sit in the road until a truck runs you over instead? You can eat after the game. Now, we're almost to China! My parents are Chinese. Let's say around 8? We have a lot of practicing to do! [they laugh], [A Chinese player serves and hits Kenny with such force that the ball picks him up and splatters him against the wall, then bounces up and away. Next time you want to scare the hell out of my child, just go outside and sit in the road until a truck runs you over instead? I'd appreciate it if both you and Mr. Mackey would attend. [the team is standing behind a low wall with a trophy at one end, next to Chef]. Season 5, Episode 2: Conjoined Fetus Lady. Dude, that isa not cool! Games. So, Captain Ahab has to get his whale, huh? The Washington team has forfeited the game. The foursome look at her, then laugh while Pip observes. Ooohh, yeess, a Conjoined Twin Myslexia Awareness Week. I'm Bob Thomas, the coach for the Denver Cougars. I think our boys might just have the dead fetus to win-- Heart! How many times do I have to explain this to you?! [the class separates into teams]. [a picture of two adults attached by the side of the head is shown], But sometimes, after the Siamese twins are joined together, one of the twins dies before birth. What seems to be pissing you off today? [he starts up the player. And actually, I'm not from France--. I just want to be ridiculed, shouted at, and made fun of like all the rest of you do to each other. Kenny is still plastered to the wall] Still aallll Chinese player. Uh, Principal Victoria, Nurse Gollum has conjoined twin myslexia. [hops off and leaves]. That's right! Everyone! Hey! Add a photo to this gallery Story Elements Nurse Gollum • "Dodgeball Song" • "Conjoined Twin Song" China • Ms. Herman Media Images • Script • Extras • Watch Episode Release South Park: The Complete Second Season Did it talk? Only four of them came back alive. He is the South Park Cows' star quarterback. Look, Pip, the rules are simple. Ladies and gentlemen, this is indeed a great week for South Park. You know, Mayor, I really should be accompanying those kids to Washington in case they get hurt. And so it is in honor of this that I declare this exciting week as Conjoined Twin Myslexia Week! [the team laughs. They use steroids and advanced training equipment to make them, not kids, but animals. South Park will finally have a sport that it's good at. ...And when she moved up and down, the little fetus jiggled. We did it, children, we did it! [the phone rings and Sheila answers], Hello, Sheila? You know, Eric, I just realized something. Pip slows down, and finally stops], And the winner is South Park Cows! [The crowd cheer louder] And now, let's kick off our weeklong festivities with the first Annual Grand Conjoined Parade! It is up to. I don't suppose they'll have any problems seeing the ball with their big American eyes! [the crowd cheers] Now, let's hear it one more time for our World Champion South Park Cows! South Park is the world champion in dodgeball. [After school, at Kyle's house. [Cartman farts and tries to fan it away] Oh, I'm sorry, children. I want to talk to you all about your school nurse. [Groan] Kyle: We don't wanna play dodgeball. Only four of them came back alive. [Kevin throws again, and it hits Jordan], We're losing men fast out here! Aw, I just hit my nose playing dodgeball. [glad she's not as hideous as he thought. This is the big time, alright. Let's hear it for the parade coordinators! He and Stan rush out of there]. [Stan and Kyle fall silent] Just imagine: a big yellow Dodgeball Champions banner hanging in the cafeteria! Let's say around 8:00? "Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus" is the second season premiere of the American animated television series South Park. Nurse Gollum is absolutely qualified to be a-. China • All three smile as the roll leaves the sling. Card Games; Family Games; Strategy Games; Tactical Games; Two Player Games [Clyde and Swanson are already out, along with one other] Somebody catch the ball! Did you hurt your nose? You throw. Did you all see? Ah-I said, 'I've always wanted to visit Prague. Feeling like an outcast? It is joined to her left temple and upper cheek.]. We're gonna play dodgeball! Mm-hmm. She has a dead fetus attached to her head. This is your week. Watch Episode. Oh, I don't know. Come on [takes him by the hand]. ], [A tourist sees the bus coming his way and tries to get out of the way, but the bus crashes into the Vietnam Memorial's right wall, and the engine bursts into flames. [Stan slips from his grasp and he falls] Oh! Oh, I don't know, all Americans look alike. I thought we only played on Fridays. For the full-size versions of the images click on the thumbnails below. And take those stupid things off your heads! [sets up with a deep voice] I'll use my credit card. [blows his whistle] Play ball! It was-, [South Park Town Square. Here, Pip. You got crepes in your ears.". Good thing they have those big eyes so that they don't have to rery on that amazing American interrect. That's different. I let it all go to my head. Mind Fitness Abstract games and In-game advertising. They're just young boys. She's on the toilet, and she clamps her legs shut, with hands before them for added security. You don't make fun of somebody because of their ethnicity. Uhow about a hat, then? You-you don't understand, children. I don't want to be treated special orh-or treated gingerly. What have I done? Right, bubbe? [undaunted] That does it! Singer, hostess, and actress Kathie Lee Gifford who at the time was the co-host of the daytime show Live with Regis and Kathy Lee. Just imagine: a big yellow "Dodgeball Champions" banner hanging in the cafeteria! Pip releases the ball and it shoots all over the temple stadium, knocking out players left and right, until all of them are down. Right, bubbe? No, no no. You're gonna get us into trouble again. You ah wanna hear my impersonation of American? Nothing is pissing me off! Would you do me a favor? I think you might have to go to the nurse's office. "What's the matter, Frenchy? You get this kid, and we are State Champions. [nine men are shown, and they cheer back], [up on the podium next to the Mayor] You know, Mayor, I really should be accompanying those kids to Washington in case they get hurt. Oh. [rushing to the opposing team] Hey. This award goes to outstanding conjoined twins who have made a mark on society. [pitches the ball and knocks down players 1 and 13]. Promise we won't make it too painful. It hurts. Hey, you know. [Kevin serves again, and Kyle looks away as it comes towards him.]. And the winner is [reaches into the envelope], Nurse Gollum!! Kyle! This is the second time a real video game system (in this case the Sony PSP) served as a plot device. [Kevin takes the ball and chucks it at Stan's team. [the South Park team is limping off the court, with Kyle taking his IV unit along]. If we win this one, we're world champions! [Player 1 serves again, and the ball lands in Cartman's belly]. My G-hod, amazing where people can live nowadays. Stan: Yeah. Okay, that was pretty good, Pip. 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